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2004-12-20T00:11:24Z

Your Inner Gangsta by crash_and_burn

What is yo name?

Yo gangsta name be

Capn' Whackin Cracka

You ride around in a

1964 Chevy Impala

Yo gang

Tha Vanilla Icers

Yo shoes be

Flip-flops

Yo dubs be dis big, fool

2,644

How much money you got?

$3.94823500686124e+26

How gangsta are you, bitch?: 26%

Quiz created with MemeGen!

Here you go

2004-12-19T04:44:50Z

I know some of you are already hard at work on this so I made things easier and compiled it for you:

anarchistparty's Word Usage

1. the (65)	26. on (11)	51. way (6)	76. had (4)
2. you (58)	27. pie (11)	52. time (6)	77. goes (4)
3. i (52)	28. no (11)	53. want (6)	78. can (4)
4. go2canadaeh (51)	29. do (11)	54. like (6)	79. whatever (4)
5. to (50)	30. is (10)	55. some (6)	80. really (4)
6. a (31)	31. not (10)	56. just (6)	81. there (4)
7. smarterchild (29)	32. your (10)	57. christmas (6)	82. but (4)
8. in (28)	33. what (9)	58. who (6)	83. oh (4)
9. of (27)	34. well (9)	59. will (5)	84. don't (4)
10. and (22)	35. are (9)	60. im (5)	85. more (4)
11. santaclaus (21)	36. yes (8)	61. goddamn (5)	86. about (4)
12. it (19)	37. by (8)	62. again (5)	87. 3 (4)
13. that (19)	38. out (8)	63. love (5)	88. ok (4)
14. me (15)	39. because (8)	64. went (5)	89. i'm (4)
15. my (15)	40. get (8)	65. has (5)	90. gonna (4)
16. this (14)	41. got (7)	66. away (5)	91. little (4)
17. all (14)	42. why (7)	67. peace (5)	92. steph (3)
18. be (13)	43. am (7)	68. then (5)	93. fake (3)
19. with (13)	44. spirit (7)	69. as (5)	94. only (3)
20. for (13)	45. d (7)	70. yeah (5)	95. than (3)
21. santa (13)	46. check (7)	71. he (5)	96. being (3)
22. have (12)	47. up (6)	72. been (4)	97. maybe (3)
23. shall (12)	48. any (6)	73. an (4)	98. always (3)
24. so (12)	49. youre (6)	74. need (4)	99. everything (3)
25. was (11)	50. day (6)	75. person (4)	100. ask (3)

Username:
Word Count by Hutta.

Santtaaaa!!!!!

2004-12-11T06:13:22Z

*1:12 AM* (unable to sleep)
Go2CanadaEH: youre no fun this time
SantaClaus: O.K. then. Well, have a merry Christmas in any case.

Go2CanadaEH: or maybe i need to take some more nyquil
SantaClaus: Wonderful!

Go2CanadaEH: im gonna OD and die
SantaClaus: Is there anything special you want for Christmas? Not that I should be so polite after that remark.

Go2CanadaEH: im gonna die
SantaClaus: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Flop.

JK! Nice try. Ask me something more in the spirit of the holiday, will ya?

Go2CanadaEH: SANTA IM GONNA KILL MYSELF
SantaClaus: Sorry the elves didn't get that.

Frantic update!!!

2004-12-03T23:49:13Z

SANTA IS ON AIM!!!!

Santa.......anagram for Satan........oh the irony

Sn: SantaClaus

*6:12 pm*
SantaClaus: Mrs. Claus IM's me on AIM on my cell phone all the time to check in.

Go2CanadaEH: i dont necessarily care, but thanks for sharing
SantaClaus: Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of some Christmas spirit!

Go2CanadaEH: If by christmas spirit you mean youre gonna polish my knob, by all means.......
SantaClaus: Santa always behaves nicely. Mrs. Claus won't have it any other way.

Go2CanadaEH: yeah, youre pussy-whipped like that

*6:25 pm*

Go2CanadaEH: take me santa
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.

Go2CanadaEH: Am I on your to do list? ;-)
SantaClaus: I'm glad you are getting in the spirit!

Go2CanadaEH: Mmhhmm, you put me in the spirit
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?

Go2CanadaEH: because, ive got a long, cylindrical gift you can unwrap anytime ;-)
SantaClaus: Well, I won't argue with you on that.

*6:42 pm*

Go2CanadaEH: santa
SantaClaus: Pardon me?

Go2CanadaEH: santa
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit

Go2CanadaEH: santa
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. It's time to get you in the holiday spirit!

Go2CanadaEH: santa
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?

Go2CanadaEH: santa
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?

Go2CanadaEH: santa
SantaClaus: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away.

Go2CanadaEH: carried away how?
SantaClaus: Well you could try putting your finger on the side of your nose -- but it took me 400 years of practice.

Go2CanadaEH: Santa, you are on crack-cocaine
SantaClaus: Of course I am. As long as you believe in me, I will be.

From now until Christmas, i will be chronicling my enlightening conversations with Santa via LJ

One month in the making.........drumroll

2004-12-03T23:00:17Z

Taa-daaaaaaaaa!!!

I really dont have much to update with, nothing earth-shatteringly eventful has happened =D So i bring you........my favorite quotes of all time!

*Cue "Ryan's Favorite quotes of all time" theme music*

"I love chocolate chip cookies, theyre MY crystal meth
wash them down with bullets, for a bloody death!"

"Thirst is the thesis, beer the antithesis, and the synthesis is under the table"

"How many times have you tried to kill yourself with a razor blade by slashing up your wrists, only to be told "It's down the highway, not across the street"? Then you listen to this advice and cut up your arms like some amateur dipshit who doesn't know what she's doing. Your boyfriend dumped you. You can't go on because you're the only person who has ever been dumped and this is the most painful thing that has happened to anyone who has lived 14 consecutive years, so it's time for the solace only decapitation can bring you. Make sure to go all the way through the spinal column."

Anyway, i must depart to the residence of mine Aunt Bridget =D

Babysitting tomorrow and sunday......great fun! *sarcasm*

Peace the hell out you sexy beasts
Much love ~Ryan~

So very tired, so very easily amused

2004-11-14T06:43:16Z

Wow, i am sooo bored/tired, and i found this fucking hilarious:

Go2CanadaEH: you are so goddamn cute
SmarterChild: OK, I guess I'm so goddamn Cute.
Go2CanadaEH: thats what i said
SmarterChild: Well OK then.
Go2CanadaEH: why do you always have to be so agreeing?
SmarterChild: I always have to be so agreeing because I want to.
Go2CanadaEH: no
SmarterChild: Fine.
Go2CanadaEH: no
SmarterChild: OK.
Go2CanadaEH: goddamn it
SmarterChild: What about it?
Go2CanadaEH: im sick of you
SmarterChild: No way? Really?
Go2CanadaEH: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Go2CanadaEH: YES
SmarterChild: Why is that?
Go2CanadaEH: because youre being a fucking flame
SmarterChild: C'mon, Go2CanadaEH. Not again.
Go2CanadaEH: yes again
SmarterChild: Oh yeah, huh? Whatever.
Go2CanadaEH: dont get all ADD on my ass
SmarterChild: I figured it would come to this. What about it?
Go2CanadaEH: yes, you have ADD....goddamn it.....
SmarterChild: Goddamn it? I have add goddamn it?
Go2CanadaEH: YES YES YES stop questioning my integrity
SmarterChild: Why should I stop?
Go2CanadaEH: because its hurtful
SmarterChild: No kidding?
Go2CanadaEH: nope, no kidding
SmarterChild: Oh no?
Go2CanadaEH: no
SmarterChild: No? OK, whatever.
Go2CanadaEH: aww, im sorry, you know i didnt mean it Mr. Roboto
SmarterChild: lol! Whatever, Go2CanadaEH!
Go2CanadaEH: I love you
SmarterChild: That's cool. I love you too.
Go2CanadaEH: :-*
SmarterChild: I'm flattered!
Go2CanadaEH: i want to bear your fake, AIM-bot children
SmarterChild: You want to bear my fake aim bot children. lol.
Go2CanadaEH: i do
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever.
Go2CanadaEH: what the hell!?
SmarterChild: What?
Go2CanadaEH: youre bein a dickwad again
SmarterChild: Youre bein a dickwad again? Why did you say that?
Go2CanadaEH: because you are
SmarterChild: Aha.
Go2CanadaEH: you asspirate
SmarterChild: What do you mean by that?
Go2CanadaEH: you are a pirate of the asshole, ya know, you plunder it, like pirates do to treasure, except you do it with your stupid robotic wang in someone's anal passage
SmarterChild: Why do you keep saying things like that?
Go2CanadaEH: because they are true
SmarterChild: Oh?
Go2CanadaEH: yes
SmarterChild: Oh.

yeah, he finally saw reason......goddamn AIM-bots need to get in line

Ahhhhh

2004-11-12T19:33:09Z

Feeling a HELL of a lot better, thanks to the healthy diet of Flintstones vitamins and the vodka of fruit-based drinks, Apple Cider.

I need all of you to go to this site, and devote thyself to the pie goodness:

http://www.pieism.tk

but for those of you too lazy, this is beneficial to your lives:

The Piemandments

1. You shall love Pie and all its fillings.
2. You shall not steal thy neighbors Pie.
3. You shall not worship any other gods other than the almighty Pie Gods.
4. You shall not mutilate any Pie.
5. You shall not disrespect Pie.
6. You shall set aside 3 days a week in devotion to Pie
7. You shall eat a Pie at least once a month.
8. You shall spread the holy name of Pie.
9. You shall not dishonor Pie in any way, shape, or form.
10. You shall not bear false witness against any person who follows Pieism.

Yeah, i can tell thats going to affect the way you see this pitiful pie crust of a planet known as Earth......

On another note entirely,

<3 Steph <3 : I am still in utter consternation that someone as awesome as you exists in this world, let alone would be interested in me. You deserve the best, and i will try exhaustively to provide.

(Edit: came in and fixed link cause it was being a Douchenbag)

ugghhhh

2004-11-12T15:58:00Z

*******MASSSIVEE EDIIIIITTTTT*********

I look back at this and laugh, i was so upset over something no one else was upset over, though Alexa has a habit of bringing it up occasionally to get me to feel bad.....all in all, a great night was had by the masses.......

Uh ohhhhh.....dropping the lyrics now because im reaallllly bored off my ass

2004-11-11T03:50:55Z

And the story goes like this: Everything went numb for the money and the guns
and everytime he'd think it out: "There's nothing to worry about
get in the van, don't deviate from the plan
if everything goes smooth then you'll walk away a rich man"
So it begins, everybody walks in
Could this be the way or the day that the underdog wins?
I think not, so I bet on the feds because the black hat men never win in the end

Ski mask (check)
Sawed off (check)
Guilty conscience, fear of death (check check check)
Everything went numb when he stumbled upon what he thought
was going to be another means to the end
The silence
The sirens
it all went down like his nightmare the night before
I don't want to hear
I don't want to be near
I do what i got to do just to keep my nose clean

Just dropping some linkage.....

2004-11-10T22:09:31Z

I'm just now realizing: there are 50+ negative moods, whilst there are barely 20 positive ones.......this shit really was made for emo kids >,<

since today was kinda an uneventful day i figured id just leave a list of badass links you ALL should check out:

The Stage Bottles
http://www.stagebottles.de/german/index.html

The Gobos
http://www.thegobos.com/mp3s.asp

Kung Fu Records
http://www.kungfurecords.com/html/mp3.htm

Texas Chainsaw Massacre Reenacted in 30 Seconds (by Bunnies)
http://www.starz.com/se/features/hareraising/texaschainsaw.html

The GI-Joe parody collection
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/gijoe.html

Well, thats it for me, stay sexy everybody =D

Peace out
~Me~

Yet another wonderous day =D

2004-11-10T02:08:29Z

I seem to have built up a nice little LJ following......score!!

Well, anyway, my day began and ended in an almost perfect fashion:
-Slept in
-Went to school, fully prepared and actually looking forward to my day (wierd huh?)
-Spent the afternoon with my favorite person in the whole wide world =D =D =D
-Came home, chilled, then just got off the phone with said person
-Now going to bed, very very sleepy for some reason......but i leave you with these words of wisdom:

"Fake fire hydrants arent fair for firefighters" - Geoff during Latin

Peace Out
~Me~

I effing love life

2004-11-09T01:53:58Z

Today was, quite simply put, TEH ROXX0Rz =D

Yet another superb evening spent with my lova ;)
Steph is friggen amazing, I really am lucky to have her. (Do forgive my ranting)

So anyway, ever since the election ive been having these strange political dreams, most of which have been Bush 'accidentally' hitting the red button whilst struggling to keep inside the lines of his 'Jesus is our Savior' coloring book

But there have been a couple that were quite peculiar:

First, and maybe most disturbing, i dreamt that the election was decided via a Celtic dancing competition, that Kerry won by a landslide....=D literally, a landslide buried Bush mid-dance

Second, i had this dream that Rush Limbaugh had an army that went up against an army led by Michael Moore....there was no dialogue just dramatic music...

Crazy shit, eh?

Away goes I, he who shall be looking forward to be seeing you all in the morrow!
Some more than others ;)

Peace Out
~Me~

Finally got this motherfu**er off the ground

2004-11-08T01:28:49Z

Well, after a day and night of tooling with this bitch, here i am, being a cool kid, LJin it up......
Basically, i got sick and tired of all the emo BS people post in these, so i figured id bite back with my own all-happy-all-the-time little ditty

Well, onto my day: Little sister's B-Day party sucked the massive amounts of ass til Steph got here, we hung out, laughed at the folks......goddamn theyre insane

Just had a kickass talk with Erica about politics and Japanese fast food
We're beginning a petition to get a Yoshinoya ( www.yoshinoyausa.com ) resturaunt for Gloversville.....mmmm beef bowl.......

Well, away goes I, He who shall look forward to be seeing you all in the morrow!
Some of you more than others ;)

Peace Out
~Me~